I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.
Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie
Oh?
Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.
give us the deets
Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.
On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.
The theory was that that fly used to be human.
So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)
So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:
“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”
My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”
Writer: “It is now.”
So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.
And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.
Are you telling me Kuzco watched his own father get eaten alive in front of him, without ever knowing who he was, years after presumably thinking his father was already dead?
You know, I’ve always been really confused about what the initial point of Rose Quartz’s were to Pink Diamond/Homeworld. Because, really, if the plan for earth was this:
then what is the point of having a gem who has the ability to create life the way Rose is shown to be able to do? And if every other Quartz type we see is built like a freaking body builder (with the exception of the gems from the Beta kindergarten we see in That Will Be All, but according to Peridot nearly all of the gems there “came out wrong” so…) and have weapons that can be used offensively:
then why have this single type of Quartz who looks soft and approachable and give them a shield as a weapon? Then this bomb came along and…I noticed a couple of things about that zoo. The first thing was these flowers on the door.
Five petalled flowers with what looks like the centre of Rose’s gem upside down in the middle. Does that look familiar? How about now.
These look startlingly similar to the flowers Rose grows on earth. On top of this, we have the room where Yellow and Blue Diamond discuss Pink Diamond’s death. When I watched this I couldn’t help but think it was strange that all of the Rose Quartz’s were here for some reason.
Like, if this room was Pink Diamond’s version of the temple, why are there no other gem types anywhere? Surely she didn’t only bubble Rose Quartz’s in her time alive. And if they were put here…in memory of Pink Diamond or something then someone would’ve had to take the time to move all of these bubble gems to this location.
Unless, they were already there.
Unless, the zoo is where Rose Quartz’s used to work.
The zoo is meant to be calming to humans. A place where they live a life of complacency and safety. Would it not make sense that the gems working there would be approachable to humans should they ever need to go into the enclosure? Would it not make sense that they would be able to grow new wildlife should something happen to the ecosystem in the enclosure? Rose Quartz’s would make the perfect guards for such a place.
At least until one of them decided she liked humans a little too much and didn’t want the planet they came from to be destroyed.
Every Gem comes out of their hole knowing their role in the universe. If they created rose quartz to keep humans safe, well, she did exactly that.
Bea from Night in the Woods. My girlfriend suggested I draw a character from the game since it’s one of her favorite games, so I drew the moody crocodile.
“social justice” in tumblr is a walking paradox tbh.. somebody gets dragged for something they said years ago when they did not know it was offensive towards a marginalized group like for it being racist, etc. then they make a long apology, completely own up to it saying it was something they did in the past or have learned. then some people will be saying the apology was insincere, “you’re making excuses” or “you’re only doing it cause you’ve been caught”. then everyone will be reblogging that person’s uploads, selfies telling them to kill themselves and insulting their appearance. even if that person who made an ignorant comment is 14 years old and asks a genuine question.. these adults will drag that kid to hell and out of this website. yes, google is a resource but if they know you’re more educated and ask a genuine question, then why don’t you help them get out of that ignorance glue. how are you going to shed light on social issues and educate people this way? okay so you might think it isnt your obligation to educate them but why dont you just tell them to look it up.. but to tell that person to kill themselves and making your circle of followers reblog your post dragging them and bully that person for being naive.. it’s twisted and fucked up
You’re white aren’t you?
OP aint white
post: it’s fucked up that adults use social justice as an excuse to bully children and tell them to kill themselves
this person: wow that’s such a white thing to say
it seems like tumblr social justice is more about stroking ones own ego by claiming they’re helping the world when they’re just ruining someones life for something that happened years ago that the accused already owned up to.
