the TRUE dirkjohn sadstuck is the fact that whenever they do something gay and dirk says “this is what macklemore died in that thrift shop for” nobody but roxy gets it because thrift shop/same love didnt come out until 2012. john doesnt even know who macklemore IS
last night i had a dream there was like a homestuck sitcom and all i remember is karkat talking to the camera looking worried saying “gamzee hasnt eaten anything but Easy Cheese and weed brownies for the past three days” then it cut to a smug-looking gamzee who said “he thinks its been three days, its actually been three weeks” then he sprayed some Easy Cheese into his mouth
