Silver Tongue

Dec 31

peniswakt:
peniswakt:
yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

(via stemmmm)

diamondblueorchid asked:

HEY HUEY YOU CAN STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!!

xxtc-96xx:

streaming DND at

Twitch.tv/Rogue_of_heart

toxinfox:

rootbeergoddess:
kevinallenblog:
Stay at home. You don’t have to wear a mask there.
Excuse me but who snuck into the real apartment of Peter B. and took a picture of him?
Who takes the best pictures of Spiderman?
That’s right, it’s a self-portrait.

(via afallenwolf)

kiralamouse:

So glad to hear that he finally got to go to Tosche Station for power converters.

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mynameisdoofthelizardandamlesbi:

writing-snake:
randomslasher:
brittascribbles:
rumpledspinster:
sansadaynes:
impatentpending:
prontaentrega:
Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier
my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife
Originally posted by doortotomorrow
Even better is my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis so now me and my former nemesis are buds and develope a lifelong friendship.
Next Level: my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis, so now me and my former nemesis are working to bring our ex wife down and are slowly developing ROMANTIC FEELINGS for each other and it’s super inconvenient but also THRILLING
I’m absolutely sold, someone create this.
enemies to worse enemies to allies to friends to lovers. I can get behind this
this is great someone write it

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xenokiller:

programmerhumour:
Always test properly before you deploy to production. Leaving testing to users may cause unwanted chain reaction.
Imagine being fucked up beyond saving with your bros and one of you do this

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unpretty:

unpretty:
there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois
except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him
the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead
dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how
WHAT
YOU FOUND IT
THREE YEARS
150K NOTES
AND FINALLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHERE TO FIND THE FUCKING PANELS
things i misremembered:
it was silver age
it wasn’t lois, it was another, completely different female reporter for some reason
i distinctly remembered the closeup on clark’s fucking teeth but misremembered it as being relevant to the story when it was actually just. there. the sniper didn’t notice and just thought his gun fucked up.
things i just plain did not know because i’d only ever seen the bullet-eating panels and had never read the whole issue:
at this point they had already thrown a grenade and a torpedo at this man
later they’re going to shoot him point-blank and when he disappears they’ll assume they were just tripping balls and he was never there at all
questions and comments:
why does this restaurant give everyone chinese-looking outfits
what the fuck is moo goo poo
check out this fucking ad
1968, everyone

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