Silver Tongue

Nov 26

baynipz:

ernoticon:

*hits you with car* “sorry”

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

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luxwing:

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”

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setheverman:

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zamaron:

parasiticlightning:

zamaron:

parasiticlightning:

zamaron:

parasiticlightning:

zamaron:

bpdyohanetsushima:

ratedkforkawaii:

zamaron:

it’s so crazy when white vegans compare eating meat to slavery and genocide cuz 1 y'alls people are the reason why everything is the way it is including the meat industry and how it operates 2 yalls people are the main ones enslaving and mass murdering people all up and down history 3 it tells me that you look at the genocide and slavery of just non white people in history and think that our pain is on the same level as some damn animals which 4 tells me you view non white peoples as animals which is common mindset in white supremacists and why they can kill us without feeling bad.

The sad thing is many of them treat animals better than minorities.

woah buddy. that’s, that’s really racist and rude goddamn.

yeah white people are really rude and racist you right :)

I’m deeply sorry, but that’s racist. You’re racist against whites. Not all whites are supremacists and racist. One of my irl best friends are black.

oh you have one black friend? you didn’t hear? the requirement was raised to 7 black friends and they all have to sign the MWFINR (my white friend is not racist) form 7753. do you have the proper paper work? otherwise you’re a racist still :/

Please tell me that you’re joking.

I don’t joke about the regulations. An email was sent out June 23nd 2015 and monthly after that. If you did not follow the instructions clearly detailed in the email then that is your fault. You are still a racist in the database and will be until you get these forms turned in and processed.
-Thank you
Management

The f-ck? Never heard about that… I never got anything about that in my email, and isn’t being racist or not an opinionated and personal thing, not some sort of signed paper? There’s a database?

The email was sent out and confirmed delivered by our specialists. The deadline for the MWFINR form 7753 is December 17th, 2016 so we advise you to hurry and gather the forms and signatures. Please remember to have your black friends sign in blue or black ink in the corresponding areas marked clearly on the form. Failure to do so will render your application null, meaning you will be a racist in our database until the next cycle

-Thank you,

Managment

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elderly-scrolls:

elderly-scrolls:

i want blizzard to patch in a ‘no’ button so that when widowmaker spams ‘i need healing’ from a hidden sniper ledge ten miles behind the payload i can let her know exactly how i feel about it

other potential uses of the ‘no’ button:

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captainofalltheships:

thoodleoo:

people get all riled up about girls wearing short shorts and skimpy clothes and act like it’s a generational thing, but like according to plutarch, 2100 years ago mark antony- famous politician and party bro- was notorious for wearing really short tunics whenever he was going to be seen by a bunch of people so that he could show off his sexy, muscular legs, so either we need to stop this misogynistic nonsense about how women dress or we need to start slutshaming mark antony too

did cicero write this?

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cloudruler:

‘don’t ever headcanon this teen/young character as gay/bi/etc. they’re a minor’

ok..straight people…can we sit down for like…2 seconds

can you stop making being lgbt such a hypersexual thing. gay people aren’t  nsfw 18+

(Source: cloudruler-old, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

“Maybe the real philosopher’s stone were the friends we made along the way.” — Ed Elric probably

(Source: totallycorrectfmaquotes)

emogodmatthew:
“HE 👏 WAS 👏 NUMBER 👏 ONE
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emogodmatthew:

HE  👏 WAS  👏 NUMBER  👏 ONE

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