Silver Tongue

Nov 26

Euphemisms for cishet

slothlorien:

for people who think there are just too many labels

-”He’s the kind of person who always knows what box to fill in on the census.”
-”She’s just… never really thought about her name.”
-”His queer community center is society, if you know what I mean.”
-”She, um… still shops in the same parts of the department store.”
-”He… you know… he’s the type who might dye his hair brown?”
-”How to put this… She can enjoy a Seth McFarlane joke.”

(Source: dark-magician-girl-meets-world, via bloodsbane)

flanneldragon:

lezzygaga:

thebiggerpicture23:

lezzygaga:

I can haz cheeseburger >>> tumblr nihilism self deprecating memes

This is the epitome of irony

I’m being genuine

my dad used to occasionally speak in lolcat speak and now im imagining some dad dropping his kid off with their friends and being like “dont stay up too late and astral project behind an arby’s to get in a knife fight with god!! Lol” and his kid rolling their eyes while their friends snicker

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(Source: pelipper, via ryukodragon)

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

princesszeldaz:

how do some parents freak out when their 8 year old child sees any movie over the rating of PG-13 without their permission and then,,, at the same time,,,,,, only idk 10% of those same parents seem to have Any Idea how ESRB ratings work on video games. If little billy can’t watch Terminator or whatever then why is he wearing a Call of Duty tshirt, sharon

Little Billy: Can’t watch scary movies, but he banged your mom.

Rear your fucking children people. Goddamn.

Because parents don’t want to take responsibility for anything. It’s never the parents fault according to the parents.

(via gearholder)

Ask my trolls questions

Delphi is a harliquin purple blood

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Bunbun is a rabbit olive blood

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Oculus is a psionic mustard blood

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snafugundam:
“ZAGR
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@kilalabunnies

snafugundam:

ZAGR

@kilalabunnies

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clientsfromhell:

Client: We need you on site at 8:30 this morning.

Me: It’s 8:10, the site is two hours away, and you still haven’t told me where the site is or what you need me to do there.

Client: Well, leave now and we’ll email you the details.

Me: Where should I go?

Client: To the site. We’ll email you the details.

(Source: clientsfromhell)

Anonymous asked: more roxie 2016

uncle-cucky:

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More sweet, crispy, fried octopus >3

Anonymous asked: *inhale* *exhale* "BOI" (Any one you want)

officialspec:

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th e first thing i thought of was tghis comic im sorry

Drawing with zoom be like

sketchys:

with zoom in

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but then you zoom out

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(Source: luwha, via taffybuns)