Pokemon NPCs: “Pokemon are very friendly and helpful to humans!”
Pokedex: “This shitfuck revels in skinning it’s victims alive, storing their bodies in caves.”
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“I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope.”
— Riza Hawkeye
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(Source: statuscondition, via officialspec)
no canvas flipping or references we die like men
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When your friend starts to cough…
(via dan-mcneely)
You: willy nilly
Me, an intellectual: william nilliam
(via obnoxious-unicorn)
I want to kiss Roy
NO NOT THAT ONE
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