anus
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Gonna drunk stream in 8 hours. Set your watches
Streaming in six hours
three hours until the stream
one hour until the stream
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when white people try to lecture u on ur own religion
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[video]
“It’s easy to forget now, when we’ve come so far, where now marriage is equal under the law—just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages almost 20 years ago. Just how important it was not just to the LGBT community, but for all of us to see somebody so full of kindness and light, somebody we liked so much, somebody who could be our neighbor or our colleague or our sister challenge our own assumptions, remind us that we have more in common than we realize, push our country in the direction of justice.
What an incredible burden that was to bear. To risk your career like that. People don’t do that very often. And then to have the hopes of millions on your shoulders. But it’s like Ellen says: We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. Which really makes no sense to me, but I thought would brighten the mood, because I was getting kind of choked up. And she did pay a price—we don’t remember this. I hadn’t remembered it. She did, for a pretty long stretch of time—even in Hollywood. And yet, today, every day, in every way, Ellen counters what too often divides us with the countless things that bind us together—inspires us to be better, one joke, one dance at a time.” —President Obama awarding the Medal of Freedom, our nation’s highest civilian honor, to Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, along with 20 other Americans who have contributed to their fields.
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*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*
*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*
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[video]
“So if they’ve already put out the sales adds…how come you don’t know if this item that wasn’t on the sale add will be on sale tomorrow?”
“I need to talk with a manager. I had an accident with your carts. They were stuck together and when I pulled to get one it pinched my hand and hurt really bad. At my age every accident is a big deal. I mean, my neck hurts now.”
“You should put a bench out here for us to sit on while we wait in your Customer Service line.”
“Those DVD’s aren’t the same price as another of your stores so they’re wrong. The store in another state has them for cheaper so you guys must have the wrong price.”