Silver Tongue

Jun 07

moonpaw17:

ivory is fucking POWERFUL as a grub they are 1 foot of kickass

karkat who had to babysit them when they were a grub is still terrified of this green gremlin years later

TBH I would be terrified of them too after they pupated

emthelion:
“ “Lars was the first on-screen death in SU”
Have you all forgotten so easily?
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emthelion:

“Lars was the first on-screen death in SU”

Have you all forgotten so easily?

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chickenstab:

charlesoberonn:

chickenstab:

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Explain this

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cursedtavros:

cursedtavros:

uH HI GUYS,,,

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eVERYONE WHO REBLOGGED THIS POST IS DUE FOR A SPECIAL SURPRISE,, nOT LIMITED TO BEING UNWRITTEN FROM THE UNIVERSE,,,

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dyonoi:

remember that one time hussie drew karkat as a beanpole in hussnasty mode cause i sure do

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akako-22:

discourse-discourse:

akako-22:

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

fuck

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prancingtrashcan:
“ cynicowl:
“ randomdaisy:
“ limbovulture:
“ @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
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OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha...

prancingtrashcan:

cynicowl:

randomdaisy:

limbovulture:

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

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are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

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sunshien:

one time my animation lecturer said that betty boop was an lgbt icon and i asked him about it afterwards because i was like “i didn’t kno betty boop is gay?” and he said that she wasn’t gay but was like adopted by gay culture basically and i cannot fucking believe that in like 30 years time some fresh faced film student is gonna have to walk up to their lecturer and say “i didn’t kno the babadook is gay?”

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