jq37:
writing-prompt-s:Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”“Me too, tbh.”-fin-
writing-prompt-s:
Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…
“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”
“Me too, tbh.”
-fin-
(via deep-sea-prince)
[video]
swolizard:
am I angry at myself? you betchaam i disappointed in my work? absolutelyhave I learned my lesson? probably not
am I angry at myself? you betcha
am i disappointed in my work? absolutely
have I learned my lesson? probably not
(via robustquestioner)
rosalui:
karnsway:memecucker:do people actually read books while in the bathtubhow do you not get everything wetwhy is this making me laugh so fucking hard
karnsway:
memecucker:do people actually read books while in the bathtubhow do you not get everything wet
memecucker:
do people actually read books while in the bathtubhow do you not get everything wet
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
