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Consider: Hobbits unused to carrying swords, initially VERY unclear on when it’s appropriate to whip em out
Merry and Pippin have a disagreement over, idk, whether cake or pie is better and both draw their swords like ‘HAVE AT THEE’
meanwhile Aragorn in the background like, boys please, please boys those are sharp
Frodo: *napping*
Boromir: hey Frodo wake up we need to talk-
Sam: he’s having his nap sir
Boromir: Sam please this is important
Sam: *draws his fucking sword* HE’S HAVIN HIS NAP GO AWAY
Frodo is slightly more sensible & very polite
Frodo: *sees Aragorn with his sword drawn* oh is there trouble. should i get out my sword
Aragorn: …no that’s alright
Frodo: are you sure it’s no trouble
Aragorn: Frodo if i want you to draw your sword I’ll. I’ll say so alright
Frodo: ah, alright :) just say the word
Boromir: *grabs Sam’s sword* ok I’m confiscating this till you learn how to use it appropriately
Sam: *does not let go*
Boromir: *pulls harder*
Sam: *still does not let go*
Boromir: *slowly dragging Sam across the ground* HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG
Frodo: *waking up* WHAT… is going on
Boromir: *holding sword like 6 feet up in the air w Sam dangling off it* um
Sam: I’m handling it Mr Frodo go back to sleep
Boromir: *yelling* HOW ARE YOU SO HEAVY
Sam: *also yelling* WE’RE A VERY DENSE PEOPLE
Frodo: *likewise yelling* I WAS ASLEEP FOR 2 MINUTES WHY ARE WE YELLING
Boromir: UGH fine!! keep it! *drops Sam on the fucking ground*
*insert Merry and Pippin cheering here*
Boromir never lives it down. Merry & Pippin forever after refer to the incident as ‘that time Sam bested Boromir in a fight’. :)
gandalf: you should have cooked some food that requires two hands to eat. thats how i got bilbo to let go of my staff all those years ago
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people who want more of their favourite media are masochists
it’s gonna be bad. there’s no such thing as a good fourth sequel or 10th season.
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kingkobra213 asked:
Hol' up
There was seven bulbs when mew found the flowers right? Looking at the picture of the babs on mews tummy and back, now I'm curious to see mew try to carry all seven XD
opossum mew
justatc-96fan asked:
What about newt with the three lil babs?
I love the thought of them hanging off of jer
Huey, Dewey and Louie return. they gotta take turns who gets to cling to where on mommy
pokemaniacgemini asked:
I was thinking recently, the people who get all cranky over how Huey was conceived/born: how would they feel if he'd been born like a regular Pokémon? Imagine: Newt wakes up one day to find a random egg next to her. She's told she has to walk for a few days for it to hatch, so she does and a few days later the egg pops open and reveals a fully formed shiny Mewtwo. When you think about it like that, the flower seems normal in comparison.
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I love u rainbow horse
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