Silver Tongue

Jun 04

braitasou:
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braitasou:

they

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siriusly-mooned-off:

arkvicarious:

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

This is an alien meme.

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ourqueenfelinefatale:

eastervampire:

“"Rebecca Sugar is the first woman to have her own cartoon on Cartoon Network!!!”

“"Villainous creator is the first poc to have their own show”

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That’s cute

If you’re a millennial and you didn’t watch this masterpiece then your childhood musta been horrible. 

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lilyvonpseudonym:

mattie-fresh:

dynastylnoire:

black-geek-supremacy:

dynastylnoire:

fattyatomicmutant:

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

Infant head butt: +5 mele damage

Adult Earring pull: +2 Slashing damage

Vomit : +1 acid damage

Stinky diaper: +200 poison damage

Under what conditions would the baby level?

After 6000 crawls walking would become available

PLEASE DO NOT BRING BABY INTO COMBAT

BABIES DO NOT GAIN EXPERIENCE THROUGH THAT

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every su critical post

scotchtapeofficial:

um i thought steven didnt know how to use his gem powers (see: s1e01) but in later episodes he’s seen having a lot of control over them??? :/ come on rebecca sugar.. really… the crew thought we’d miss this lol…

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pinkdiamond-kid:

darkwingsnark:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

marykathryn1:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

pussifoot:

pussifoot:

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

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Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

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Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

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