Silver Tongue

Jul 06

cumaeansibyl:

cumaeansibyl:

I want to reiterate that polls have consistently shown 80-85% of Americans are on board with masks and social distancing

Those people are staying the fuck home, to whatever extent possible, which is why our public spaces seem to be full of anti-science jagoffs

There’s not actually that many of them, they’re just the ones spending the most time outside their houses

update: 89% of Americans say they wore a mask when leaving the home in the past week

now that doesn’t mean they did it consistently or correctly (you still see the occasional nose sticking out) but it’s only 11% of people who are actually saying no to masks

You can still fill up any given public space with only a fraction of that population, and I’m gonna be real curious to see how this weekend plays out, but I want to emphasize that the vast majority of Americans are listening to science and trying to do right by others

personally it helps me a lot because otherwise if I see too many Dipshits Hate Facts headlines I start feeling like the whole country’s a death cult and that’s no good for the old equilibrium

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yaboiseatbelt:

I really didn’t like Little Witch Academia at first. In the first ep, I thought Akko came off as bratty, self centered, and annoyingly optimistic. Luckily, I decided to watch the second episode anyways, and holy shit? It made me take another look at Akko’s character and realize that she isn’t optimistic at all. When something doesn’t works or she’s in a bad situation, she doesn’t try to see the silver lining or make the best out of it, she gets frustrated or angry or sad. What she is, however, is a very determined dumbass.

A optimist would have seen the whole broom relay situation, and thought “I can’t ride a broom, but maybe if I do this different or really persevere, I can do it!” The story would’ve gone that the optimist really tried and thats why they could ride a broom, and even if they didn’t win, the real win was the friends we made along the way!!

Akko said “fuck you im gonna win” and then proceeded to wrangle a notoriously dangerous broom, ddie, she died oh my fucking god she died holy shit

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gooberjam:

anteaters microwaving their dinner wondering why it’s taking so damn long to heat up

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mojav:

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I hate Skyrim

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spicylavablock:

evil-is-hot:

I was just playing Minecraft when an enderman teleports inside the house I’m building.

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Of course, I let him do his ender things while I continue building my house.

But then, while I was finishing up the roof, a creeper blew up in my face and made a hole on one of my walls. So I go inside to get the blocks I need to patch the hole but then I see

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this good boy covered the hole with his sand block.

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What a good boy. I’m never taking that block off the wall <3

what a nice little construction worker!

(via moonpaw)

surprisebitch:
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“ dandraco:
“This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif
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I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the...

surprisebitch:

awkward-tension:

bodmanford:

rhymeswithgurt:

dandraco:

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

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Originally posted by se0ctopus

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

(Source: tsunamiwavesurfing, via robustquestioner)

literallyaflame:

idk how ppl find twitter ‘more bearable’ than tumblr. i log onto tumblr and i see posts from the same handful of ppl i’ve come to expect, displayed in chronological order. then i log onto twitter and it’s like “here’s a seemingly random collection of posts arranged in order of how angry we think they’ll make u! also, every celebrity and major world leader is on here trying to earn their master’s degree from Clown University”

(via robustquestioner)

halodine:

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spacedyke:

turntechkhaleesi:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED

certified iconic post

date of origin: 19th of february, 2014

amount donated to fundraiser: $5899

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(via dan-mcneely)

New Law

wereralph:

gayagendaofficial:

wereralph:

wereralph:

wereralph:

All men’s restrooms are required to have at least one functioning glory hole 

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Addendum: all restrooms are also required to have one (1) functioning dick wash station per stall

You mean flavor removal station?

I mean this in the literal nicest way possible but die

(via dan-mcneely)