Silver Tongue

Dec 10

gymnauseum:
direhuman:
tikkety-tok:
Forbidden cheese
potion of donald duck noises
@randomitemdrop
Item: glowing melty cheese that, when dropped into a bucket of water, produces noises like an irate cartoon duck

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fancifulshenanigans:

groblin-official:
angstytwat:
thewindowofthesummerhouse:
waldemar kazak
bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb
Ahhh priorities

(via newbarrk)

Dec 09

custarduwu asked:

I can't imagine how big Mew's belly would have been with a litter of 7-

xxtc-96xx:

round

buhbahbuh:

Listen. This is what I think-

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bondsmagii:

bondsmagii:
bondsmagii:
why so so many Big Suburban Homes in America just look like a garage with house attachment
like.
bro this is the car’s house lmao it’s just allowing you to stay in it
found another one lads. cannot believe this.
literally those two trucks that were having sex in that one lemon demon song are married now and you’re the dude renting their spare back room

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kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:
kurgy:
kurgy:
kurgy:
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional

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[video]

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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sunshine-tattoo:

tikkunolamorgtfo:
kropotkhristian:
A Series of Unfortunate Events is anarchist propaganda because all of the problems are caused by both capitalist bureaucracy and a weird insistence from everybody with power that “the rules,” no matter how silly, must be followed.
I mean, partially, yes; for sure. But Daniel Handler has also stated that the series is a direct allegory for antisemitism:
“My father’s family fled Germany in 1938 and 1939 and some of them made it and some of them didn’t. And so, I grew up with a close-knit group of actually fairly distant relatives who were all survivors of – I mean they weren’t all survivors of camps by any means – but they were all survivors of getting out of Germany just in time. And I was fed by stories of how good behavior is not necessarily reward and bad behavior is not necessarily punished, so I think that shaped my world view.”
“I think there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery.”
damn this explains a lot

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boastmalone:

bluef00t:
Tobey Maguire Spider-Man “it’s a hard knock life” fancam hours
How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

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