me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god
I definitely don’t remember this from lecture but I cant stop laughing
the prevalence of discarded beer bottles has actually impacted this species pretty badly because they’re so much bigger and more visible than a real female. They are more attracted to the beer bottles.
it happens with humans, too
I absolutely love that this appears to be a universal sexual phenomenon
