Silver Tongue

Nov 19

Happy Birthday Wii

the-nerdy-reindeer:

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surprisebitch:
“ sdawgggg:
“ surprisebitch:
“ onegirlintheback:
“ jennytrout:
“ scparrisofficial:
“ hillary-for-president2016:
“ I… guess I couldn’t resist?
”
Shut up
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Who plays the ukulele?
TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE
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I don’t know...

surprisebitch:

sdawgggg:

surprisebitch:

onegirlintheback:

jennytrout:

scparrisofficial:

hillary-for-president2016:

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

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Shut up

Who plays the ukulele?


TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

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yup

(Source: mywastelesslife, via deep-sea-prince)

gleekto:

For those not following on twitter - Mike Pence went to Hamilton tonight - got booed by the entire audience, was subjected to massive extended applause after “Immigrants, we get the job done”, and then King George sang “On Your Own” directly to him leading to a three minute standing ovation for the King.

Finally some good news.

(via deep-sea-prince)

katzedecimal:

fireandshellamari:

aenramsden:

porygons:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

copperbadge:

crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

(via gearholder)

egberts:

just so everyone knows this dark kermit meme isn’t actually dark kermit. the frog in the hood is kermit’s evil look-a-like constantine who escaped from a russian prison and had kermit arrested in his place. just saying… just letting you know… the voice in your head telling you to do bad things is actually an escaped russian convict

(via bloodsbane)

rifleweeb:
“ bpdgenos:
“this makes it sound like Mcree is desperately single
”
are you implying a grown-ass man who unironically dresses like a cowboy in the 2070s wouldn’t be single
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rifleweeb:

bpdgenos:

this makes it sound like Mcree is desperately single

are you implying a grown-ass man who unironically dresses like a cowboy in the 2070s wouldn’t be single

(Source: 0briel, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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