Silver Tongue

Jul 06

UH OH SISTERS! *Official warning from The Neopets Team*

(Source: pcelite, via bloodsbane)

iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor:

quasi-normalcy:

unicornempire:

elencaorange:

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This is some truth laid down right here boy.

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

All of this. I am crying as I read this because it’s my life. I am 38 and have been laid off 3 times and have not made more than $55k in my 15 years of full time work. I dont know when I will ever afford a home and I’m so fucking tired and sad and scared all the time. All the things my parents had at my age are not going to happen for me. It’s a sense of being severely unmoored and somehow it’s still all our fault.

(via mentaltypo)

howtobake:

Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams

Cons of being an ant: there’s an animal called anteater

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notedchampagne:
“artfight attack of @thatneoncrisiss fantroll ethano hell YEAH i lubve big horns bc i can do cool patterns with them
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notedchampagne:

artfight attack of @thatneoncrisiss fantroll ethano hell YEAH i lubve big horns bc i can do cool patterns with them

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fairyofsomething:

wind-the-music-box:

spindashez:

susiephone:

dantecain:

Undertale was full of raw ass lines and I’m sorry y’all are too chickenshit to acknowledge this because you’ve decided it’s cringy to like things

op is so right and here’s some evidence (not even a fraction of it all):

  • “I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
  • “Despite everything, it’s still you.”
  • “My brother’d really like to see a human, so it’d really help me out if you’d keep pretending to be one.”
  • “Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is so much more interesting.”
  • “First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!”
  • “The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”
  • “If I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? That’s right. You have something called ‘determination.’ So long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart…I believe you can do the right thing. Alright. We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”
  • “I understand why Asgore took so long to hire a new royal scientist. The previous one… Dr. Gaster. His brilliance was irreplaceable. However, his life… was cut short. One day, his experiments went wrong, and… Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
  • “You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy? You’re going to be free.”

yeah yeah sans undertale jokes but “its a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you, should be burning in hell” is extremely raw

Undertale is just… More powerful than people give it credit for.

At some point people apparently small brained and decided to ignore how great it actually is.

legit i cried first time i read “despite everything, its still you” because that line hit me like a sack of bricks

(via thatneoncrisis)

ask-wiggles:
“Commission for @silver-tongues-blog! Their character Lapis Lazuli… UBERFIED. Figured that a pony that wants to take over all the oceans would transform into something a little fishy, hence the Siren parts.
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ask-wiggles:

Commission for @silver-tongues-blog! Their character Lapis Lazuli… UBERFIED. Figured that a pony that wants to take over all the oceans would transform into something a little fishy, hence the Siren parts. 

blessedimagesblog:
“Blessed bro
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blessedimagesblog:

Blessed bro

(via taffybuns)

deafmic:

belle-tane:

I love how all these reblogs from ableds are like “boxes of paper are 20 pounds GOTCHA” as if every single person in a 60-person workplace needs to be able to lift a box of paper.

“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”

I deserve more intellectually challenging low-effort justifications for bigotry. Please try harder next time. 1/10.

bransrath:

How much does a box of paper weigh?


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millennial-review:

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hi! i’m a secretary with a lifelong congenital back issue that i had fixed via surgery.

the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath​ posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs. 

secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used. 

so “must be able to lift 20 lbs” is a tactic of discrimination, and there’s no excuse for it in office jobs like mine. i can’t actually lift more than 15 lbs and chances are, i’ll never be able to lift more than 20 lbs. i can still do all the duties of my secretary job, though, and it’s really easy to find work arounds for things like heavy boxes of paper. even i can, and my office literally employs 3 people including me. a weight limit is not a reason to deny someone a job. 

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