nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs
WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?
“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”
posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO
david karp unironically being called daddy
peasant
based on the notes of this post, i’ve decided to give an update!
2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition:
people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site
every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place
at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so fucked up
thinking it can’t get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye.
an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value
seeing a meme that’s genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you’ll grow to hate it in two days time
somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so fucking badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.
my favorite trope maybe ever is the shitty witch. the witch who doesnt give a fuck about atmosphere or anything. if you ask her for an energy potion she’ll make you coffee with redbull in it and toss in a few herbs for flavor. her spellbook is this crusty ass 50-cent journal she picked up at walmart with coupons wedged between the pages. uses a candlestick for a wand. her familiar is a rabid squirrel she picked up off the street that exclusively dines on raw meat. probably owns a set of brass knuckles. they’re not enchanted or anything she just likes to do things the old-fashioned way sometimes
Misrepresentation leads to shitty, widely believed stereotypes that are seen as fact by the everyday public but are not at all. Like, for example, the belief that all pit bulls are vicious beasts due to misrepresentation by the media.
No representation just leads to ignorance and the need for education, which many people are open to.
trans person here. I would have much rather never seen that episode of PPG with the unicorn because of how shitty the representation was.
misrepresentation is NOT better than no representation. I would much rather have the whole moffat era of doctor who omitted than suffer thrgouh all his shitty writing and using lgbt as gimmicks. I would rather have the whole of sherlock disappear than have to listen about shitty queer baiting.
Why do
so many Christians know nothing about Jesus.
Smh at these fake Jesus fans
Jesus said that literally if you are rich you WILL NOT get into heaven, because he understood a real fuckin simple fact: the only way to have more than others is to keep it from them, and in a world where people needlessly die of want, to be rich is to kill, it’s a mortal sin. It’s such a simple obvious idea, and people are so so unwilling to accept it
don’t forget that time that he flipped a fucking table full of shitty wears that were scamming people
