Everyone’s screaming, “But where is White Diamond!??!?” and I just have this mental image of her in some tropical planet, chilling with her Pearl holding a piña colada for her and with her ship’s communication systems muted and all the screens reading “28377 missed calls from Yellow and 8292994728 missed calls from Blue.”
She so doesn’t have time for this shit.
Blue: Yellow and I are hosting a trial to punish Rose Quartz for shattering our beloved Pink. Could you please show up for once??
I mean. Well. I don’t know how to say this diplomatically, but… that’s… wrong. That’s not true. I might not know a whole lot about space but I am pretty sure that it’s sorta the biggest thing there is.
some kind of weird inverted universe thing where space is finite and a few miles deep at most and the ocean goes on forever and the seafloor is actually the event horizon at the edge of our lightcone
Mainstream news acting all shocked by this guy when the rest of us here on the internet have heard right-wing fanatics spout shit like this for years and years under the laughably fake bullshit excuse of “trolling.”
Everyone who treats 4chan and its spawn with kid gloves can kiss my fat ass. This is what we get when we act like bigotry on the internet occurs in a vacuum. Bogleech is right, and I’ve been saying this for years.