Silver Tongue

May 31

cartoontees:
why is everybody roasting so hard on pachycephalosaurus
I have no idea what this is, but I’m laughing

it’s a character whose name is padparadscha but that’s fucking hard to pronounce and spell so everyone says stuff that vaguely sounds like it. It’s like the blenderhop cucumberpatch but with a less obnoxious character

(via mbulteau)

pondwitch:

skumpitt:
go-go-powdergangers:
you have to be fucking kidding me
Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.
me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?
my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died

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pleasurecastle:

i feel like posting this will get me the guillotine lol

(via bloodsbane)

lesbianrey:

please god let trump get impeached over covfefe

(via bloodsbane)

relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy:

Brotherly love.

(via bloodsbane)

sleepingjuliette:

I love her a lot !

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class-struggle-anarchism:

I’ve really enjoyed the whole covfefe experience tbh

(via mbulteau)

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captainjzh:

mindareadsoots:
Counter-question: Where is White Diamond?
Seriously. Is this fucking Warhammer 40k? Can she not leave the Golden Throne? What could possibly be keeping her away from the trial of Pink Diamond’s murderer?
Her Pearl ran off to join some rebellion 6,000 years ago and now she doesn’t have anyone to open the door for her so she’s just stuck in her room.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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