happy birthday to the boy and his story, who changed my life forever.
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the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
plant karkat for @truffleskies : )
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i know we joke a lot about dirk on tumblr and what kind of hell blogger he’d be but the real dirk tumblr aesthetic would be sending his friends nice, thoughtful messages but doing it on anon because he’s too anxious to break through his facade and tell them directly that he cares about them
This is the world’s most in character Dirk post
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Anonymous asked: Still no propper explication on why Greg look like half pink-ish
sunburn. he works out all day at the car wash so he’s bound to get sunburn
