Silver Tongue

May 30

steven universe episode 1; steven is sad his favourite ice cream is discontinued

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Steven universe episode 131: lars dies and ascends to god tier

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jennypizzas:
“steven has a lot of explaining to do when he starts resurrecting people
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jennypizzas:

steven has a lot of explaining to do when he starts resurrecting people

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nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

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chefpyro:

oh yes, i love that new sapphire. padpar… padparadara….. padme amidala

i just call her fire peach

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fueled-by-nightcore:

momotaaru:

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

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This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

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queeranarchism:

“Punching a nazi isn’t the answer”

You’re so right comrade. Punching a nazi may inconvenience him for a few days and scare him away from from publically spreading his filth offline for a few weeks. Informing his boss, neighbours and gym that he’s nazi is likely to rob him of finances and social support and will thus have a much stronger long term effect.

But punching a nazi AND ruining his life, now that’s magic.

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