Realistically as a super hero if you hear “the hulk is on a rampage” and your super power is something simple like flight or invisibility, you really gonna go try to stop him? Or will you just turn your phone off and fake like you were asleep the whole time?
As long as he aint in my front yard that nigga can stay mad.
On everything I’m flying my ass in the opposite direction.
the city folk: “Invisi-Boy help! The Hulk is destroying Townsville!!”
the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian
alpha john was probably a saboteur, because that is the sweetest prank of all. he was just good enough never to get caught, in part because he doesn’t have the strilonde urge to stab one’s enemies in the eyes and ride their corpses down a waterfall
every time i see a post about homestuck i’m more and more confused and more scared to try and read it
it’s also good because it works the other way around. daves bro could have been less of an asshole, jades grandpa was a giant fucking dork rather than a super intimidating adventurer, roses mom was actually very sweet and legitimately wanted to bond with her and johns nana was a lot less fucking cryptic
There is a big Rich People party happening at the zoo and we have to stay late to smile in front of tanks and talk to said Rich People and on the one hand heck yes Ill take the overtime pay but also like
man i wanna go home
I witnessed a man in a perfectly tailored sleek suit, perfectly coifed silver hair, very shiny cufflinks, the whole deal
and crocs.
And to be honest. Life goals. That’s how you know you’ve made it. When you wear crocs with your suit that cost thousands to a high end social event that was high end enough to buy the zoo for the day. And no one says a damn thing. Good for you sir. You made it.
Just found out that a man who came up to ask what part of the world Green Moray Eels are from, who then chatted about dives and mentioned he’d hate to run into one, who I then told that eels aren’t typically super agressive or territorial unless provoked, and who I had the thought “wow he looks a lot like bill gates” about: was in fact, Bill Goddamn Gates
