Silver Tongue

Nov 14

detective-fulbright:

kumateddii:

Tonight in DnD: Roll to resist Boner

Some months later in DnD:

If you rolled a nat 20 to resist boner then the baby wouldn’t have been crafted.

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jayce:

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

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just-shower-thoughts:

If you’re hairy enough shampoo IS body wash

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mahakavi:

snaics:

stuckdrawer:

snaics:

what’s the opposite of vore

Going the fuck to church

but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus

delete my blog i’m begging someone please

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benwinstagram:

me: *plugs phone in*

phone: *vibrates*

me: yeah you like that huh

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adurot:

poniesponiesevrywhere:

Pointless pony tips #27890 by Jittery-the-Dragon

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This seems like more work than necessary, given two of them have magical levitation, and two of them have wings.

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meteorpleasebreedme:

nyx-born-prophet:

writing-prompt-s:

Upon their eighteenth birthday, everyone has to choose either Order or Chaos. Those who choose Order are sent to a safe, structured city with no real free will. Those who choose Chaos are sent to a city with complete freedom, but there are no laws or protections of any kind.

I love Shin Megami Tensei

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lady-starkiller:

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

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harrypotterhousequotes:

HUFFLEPUFF: “Honesty is, honestly, the best policy,” said Saracen. “But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly.” –Derek Landy (Saracen Rue: Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light)

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