Silver Tongue

May 28

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girlwiki:

amuseoffyre:

dreadlord-mr-son:

trainsinanime:

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

“Your sister would be so disappointed!”

“Yeah, that she’s not here to do this to you.”

“what would your daughter say if she saw you?”
“She would tell me to aim between your eyes”

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duplexity:
“what a well designed website. what a well designed, functioning website
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duplexity:

what a well designed website.  what a well designed, functioning website

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1918 friends episode

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

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mysticben:

benepla:

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

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i was terrified but then i remembered this episode of futurama

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adurot:

cyrilthewolf:

maureenlycaon:

pcktfox:

jenfluff:

sarnaitairakh:

keyhollow:

blaire-white:

nunyabizni:

blaire-white:

tooiconic:

etotheoneeyeowl:

official-pope:

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skizzimi:

homofarts:

kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

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#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.

Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.

…What was I saying?

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

I’ve gotta be honest with you they’re - *inhales a fly and begins coughing uncontrollably*

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“  Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls
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What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit
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im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is...

al-the-stuff-i-like:

in-love-with-my-bed:

deductiontoseduction:

potato-bear:

nevver:

Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit

im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana

the funny thing is that that actually is Montana

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