Silver Tongue

Nov 14

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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vampireblush:

im not an edgelord, im a cringelord. im embarassed and ashamed of everything i do even if nobody else cares

(Source: coldafternoon, via officialspec)

snakegay:

hyenaguide:

snakegay:

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

No

slurp

(Source: foulserpent, via dan-mcneely)

cognitivedissonance:

Perfect

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chipsprites:

You, an intellectual: Ark-ee-us

Me, refusing to admit that I’m wrong: Ar-see-us

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Nov 13

robotlyra:

happygoldfish:

tastefullyoffensive:

#Art (via timurse)

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

“Is this the People’s Republic?”
“NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND

deku-sprout:

  「ＷＥ  ＡＲＥ  ＮＵＭＢＥＲ  ＯＮＥ 」

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chefpyro:

familiarpuppy:

chefpyro:

A family can be a guy eating a potato. Just a guy eating a potato. A whole potato. Didn’t even peel it. What a maniac. Who is this guy? Who does something like that? What does the family photo album look like, just pictures of this one guy eating a whole goddamn potato? Unbelievable.

that guy is me. i am that guy. you thought you were safe, with your potatoes all nicely peeled and ready for easy consumption. no, i am no coward like you. i am the guy eating a whole potato, skin and all, that your parents warned you about. your cowardice? unbelievable.

You think your barbaric ways give you strength?! I see nothing but a savage who never learned how to hold a peeler. You are no match for me, potato villain!

Eat a potato and wash it down with potato juice

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biphobics:

clitrex:

as well as misogyny, peoples’ hatred of hillary clinton REEKS of ablism to me like. wow. revolutionary. mocking someone who smiles a little awkwardly and seems more comfortable drafting legislation than speaking in front of crowds. it couldnt possibly be because a lot of her public persona has striking similarities to people with “mild”/”high functioning” autism, could it? nah…. im sure its just like… yknow. establishment bad!

did you legit just try to “headcanon” Hilary Clinton as autistic

(Source: lezzyfeinberg, via )