Silver Tongue

May 27

spacedijks:
“ joyceanfartboner:
“ kinktendo-shamecube:
“”
it was because the six year contract ran out and it was surprisingly expensive to make. do conservatives really not understand the realities of the capitalist system they’re so horny...

spacedijks:

joyceanfartboner:

kinktendo-shamecube:

image

it was because the six year contract ran out and it was surprisingly expensive to make. do conservatives really not understand the realities of the capitalist system they’re so horny for

tolerance means watching shitty tv made by racists

(via bloodsbane)

prettyarbitrary:

rangerkimmy:

mypatronusisyou:

there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself

i read some fucking weird fanfiction

the fact that I don’t know if this is ‘read’ or ‘read’ presents two very different thoughts here

one of past regret and one of ongoing concern

There are two moments in every girl’s life.  One of each of the above.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

[video]

thenannystate:

@ cis women: y'all know trans women are de facto forcibly sterilized, right? Like, if we don’t have the money and access required to freeze our genetic material (aka sperm), we can’t have biological offspring after starting hrt. And since almost everywhere requires medical transition as necessary to get legal recognition of our womanhood, this amounts to forced sterilization for the majority of trans women. So that’s what I mean when I say I resent being talked down to by “cis allies” on the subject of reproductive rights.

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

scotchtapeofficial:
“glyphicality:
“snoozlebee:
“ phoneus:
“ tretijreznor:
“holy fuck owlturd is having a goddamn meltdown
”
OH.
”
can someone PLEASE teach webcomic artists to get to their shitty punchlines without writing a novel first???
”
wtf is...

scotchtapeofficial:

glyphicality:

snoozlebee:

phoneus:

tretijreznor:

holy fuck owlturd is having a goddamn meltdown

OH.

can someone PLEASE teach webcomic artists to get to their shitty punchlines without writing a novel first???

wtf is with y’alls reading comprehension i have never seen a more obvious satirical joke in my entire life

some dude everyone really wants a reason to hate cuz they don’t like how popular his cheesy comics are: “centrist ideologies are laughably bad! they’re all like, ‘WUH ANTIFAS R BAD’ am i right friends?”
this godforsaken site: “DID YOU JUST SAY ANTIFAS ARE BAD??? AND LITERALLY MEANT IT?? WOW I WISH THIS WAS A JOKE BUT ITS REAL WOW…. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE TERRIBLE FINALLY MY SUSPICIONS ARE CONFIRMED AND I HAV A RAISIN TO HATE U….”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

moonpaw17:
“i havent drawn in two days here is a karkat
”

moonpaw17:

i havent drawn in two days here is a karkat

alicediavore:
“ shithowdy:
“ johnniewaswolf:
“ bogleech:
“ the latest evil secret of vaccines: mutant transgender potion
not my screenshot, I never would have protected these names
”
h o l y s h i t
”
if you cannibalize people of your preferred sex...

alicediavore:

shithowdy:

johnniewaswolf:

bogleech:

the latest evil secret of vaccines: mutant transgender potion

not my screenshot, I never would have protected these names

h o l y s h i t

if you cannibalize people of your preferred sex you’ll transition faster it’s science

This. Is not. How. Vaccines. And DNA. Works.

(via rosexknight)

Anonymous asked: what's karkats opinion on pizza on pineapple?

daily-karkat:

image

[video]