Silver Tongue

May 27

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imagine a game where you get at the start the enemies are basic and can be killed with a basic attack. as you go along you unlock more moves and soon harder enemies appear that can only be killed with a certain moves. as you progress further and further, the harder enemies become more frequent until basic attack doesn’t hit anyone. then in the final boss, you fight and none of the special attacks work. you try every single one and every single weapon but nothing works. frustrated, you do a basic slash and it takes a considerable chunk off of the bosses life bar.

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pandavalkyrie:
“ murdereratthematinee:
“ GET WRECKED
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pandavalkyrie:

murdereratthematinee:

GET WRECKED

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Anonymous asked: Can you uh draw karkat as fluffy as possible please?

daily-karkat:

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I tried

redrew one of my old characters. His name was darwin and he is an android. Decided to make him more android like by giving him ball joint anatomy.

redrew one of my old characters. His name was darwin and he is an android. Decided to make him more android like by giving him ball joint anatomy.

D&D Bird Alignments

woodelf68:

feepsmoothie:

clowderofcloudies:

momnar:

noodledog:

Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.

Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.

Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..

Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.

True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.

Chaotic neutral- POOTOO

Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.

Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.

Chaotic evil- GEESE.

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Go, little paladin!

I mean, geese are evil but have you ever met a swan? They could win a fight with Satan.

@cotestuck

I’d like to thank tumblr for introducing me to the Potoo. 

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milesjai:
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hellotailor:
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hellotailor:

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funke:

anyone else love that post-movie piss

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