a man hits on me: sorry im straight
a woman hits on me: sorry im gay
a werewolf hits on me: hell yes. hell fucking yes. yes. alright. noice
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tf
(Source: approach, via deep-sea-prince)
When your self depreciating jokes go too far and people start asking if you’re “ok”.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
jesus was born in isreal so jesus would be middle eastern
st nicholas was born in the heart of the ottoman empire so santa would be turkish
(Source: mysharona1987, via deep-sea-prince)
I was browsing the nintendo store and was kind of saddened to see that they are dividing their gift ideas by gender.
So out of curiosity I decided to see what they were marketing to me, as a woman. Is it just going to be cutesy games like nintendogs or something?
The signs are not good. Is this going to be a ‘men play consoles women play handhelds’ stereotype or something? Lets scroll down…
Huh. Well Pokemon is the next big handheld release. So lets see what they’re marketing to men?
…the same thing…?
…literally the exact same thing.
They posted the same page twice, and just changed the pronouns in the captions.
Nintendo doesn’t care what gender you are.
They just really, really want you to buy Pokemon.
Nintendo knows their audience
(via deep-sea-prince)
You see this beautiful woman?
She’s our new US senator from Utah.
She made history today
She’s the first Millennial to be in the senate
Oh and she’s also trans
THATS RIGHT OUR FIRST TRANS SENATOR SHE IS AMAZINGgood things can still happen
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(Source: flourescentbadolescent, via wuffleton)
erase your human
im always ready to be erased
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