Silver Tongue

Nov 13

The Presidency: 1974

softsnowyjace:

gaveedra-s-e-v-e-n:

Watergate: Scandalized

Records: Delete

Dick: The President of the United States

NIXON IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

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sergy92:

getaroomyoudamnoldfucks:

the-anxious-gay:

getaroomyoudamnoldfucks:

coolfriendlyguy:

sick

IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

ITS NERF… O̩̳͔̭̞͎̰̓̓̐́̀ͅṘ̛̛̬̟͍̯̉̌̃͒͜ ̨̨̮ͯ̿ͣ̅̃Ň̢̳̙̅̈̇ͦ̐ͮƠ̡̬̩̘̬̙͚̹̯̘̄̀̕T̝̹̪̝̙̫͇̟̈́̒͐̇ͦͤͬH̨͖̤̠̣̱̋I̢͓̤̞̝͖͔͔ͥ̈̈̄̐͋̔̿̑͜N̩̩̜̟̟̬̰̋́̐̾̆̃̒ͤͮG͙̖͕̩͖͕̭͆̽͛ͨ͟

Э̡̨͎̠̭͉̙̯̳͞Т̧͏͚̪̥̺̘̹̞̘̮̻̝͇̯̲̠̙̳ͅО̴̧̡̡̦̦̳͎͔̖̗̗͇̙̹͖̺͉̻͕̻̭͝ͅ ͔̩̰̬͠-̷̶͓͈̫̟͓ͅͅ ̧̧̭͉̱̣̬͇͘͟N̢̜̝̞̳͡É̶̛̞͈̙͓̗͖̖̮͜͠R̷̵̨̙͓͇̜̠̳̺̣͍͍͜͟F̷͢҉͉̬̤̜̭̻̼͙̣̥̦̪͍ͅ.̨҉̸̴̯̳̺̤.̷̢̼̦̻̠̹̝͚͙͈̤͔̻͟͠.̴̢̯̳̠͙̬͉̫̫̤͍̝̣͇͈͍̳̳̲́͞͡ ͝҉͎̳̠̘̮͞͠И͎̟͇́͠Л̶̢̪͍̮̞̤̜͖̰̺̥̳͎͓̩͓И҉͉͍͚̻̪̕ ̀͏̲̮̝̙̞̺̺̖̲̪͎̟͕̳̭̝̲̲͙Н̵͕̘̯͎̮̲̟̺͎̤̫̣͘͟ͅИ̡̠̭̪̻̲͖̩͝͠Ч̵̹̩̭̠̮Т̧͏̸͖͍͉͎̦͘͢О̴̼̗̟̗̝͚̜͙̼̙̜̘̭͕̯͜͠

Meet the Nerf Heavy

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miliemizer:

commanderofraccoons:

tonystarkhateblog:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

I’m soo going to miss those two…

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jacquerel:

I love the universal MMO communication tool of “jump up and down”

see someone of the same class? race? same weapon? same hat? waiting for the same thing? you jump a couple of times. they jump a couple of times. you both jump up and down slightly out of sync with each other and then wander off to finish whatever it is you were doing 

same hat!

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affirmingsuggestion:

you don’t have to forgive them

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inkyquartz:

qozxe:

Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?

Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. He’s shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:

or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:

Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so it’s entirely possible that he’s wearing a shirt but it’s just not showing.

Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh

george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now

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crookedhillary:

jodiefoster:

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible

if we avoid nuclear war in 2017 it will have been a smashing success but even that’s up in the air

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