Silver Tongue

Nov 13

rusig:
“ greetings from Dashcon! :)))))))
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rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

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yourshipsaregross:

apfelgranate:

bogleech:

exeggcute:

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)

I want to show this to everyone who thinks Family Guy is satire 

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altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

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stelera:
“ Better late than never! This is a Halloween gift for @watchnotover sorry it took me so dang long! I’ve never drawn anything in this style before, but I decided to try a ‘lineless’ style to avoid some of the hassle of arting in Flash.
The...

stelera:

Better late than never! This is a Halloween gift for @watchnotover sorry it took me so dang long! I’ve never drawn anything in this style before, but I decided to try a ‘lineless’ style to avoid some of the hassle of arting in Flash.

The other neat thing about this is that I drew the whole thing on my laptop with a mouse.

So there you go, Young!Human!Deadlock!GenericHalloweenCostumes!AU.

Don’t repost or remove the captions.
Do view full-size version, it’s like 350ppi.

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Being buried might be hazardous to your health

the-prolefeed:

chefpyro:

danny-devitos-hollowed-wrath:

chefpyro:

Source: 100% of buried people are dead

What about the courier

We can’t all be the fucking courier

Buddy of mine saw the courier take his shirt off in the shower And he said the courier had an 8 pack. That he was shredded.

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surrend-at-20:
“ Criminals
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surrend-at-20:

Criminals

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