Silver Tongue

May 25

best-shower-thoughts:

I wonder if some alien somewhere has bought and named our sun after their girlfriend. / cr

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yahenni:

Welding shut a hot one with the girls

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halwares:

merumaru:

skyeie:

Anyway if you’re discriminative in any way/shape/form you can bugger off my blog now

And yes this includes discriminative toward white people and cishets

can you think about what you just said for like 2 seconds

idk, can you? i’m not sure where your brain went, or if you ever had one to begin with, but dude. what the fuck is your issue? if people wanna headcanon a character as cis/het, then let them live their god damn life! not everybody is LGBTQ, and that’s OK! there are people out there happy with how they were born, happy with liking the opposite gender. if people want to hc a few characters as such, that would represent a good portion of the fucking population, THEN LET THEM BE!

not everyone has to hate most people in the world for the actions of a few, karen

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moonpaw17: “ waftofcitrus: “this is a shitpost ” @official-spec ”

moonpaw17:

waftofcitrus:

this is a shitpost

@official-spec

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dicaeopolis:

aro-ace-amethyst:

prearchaic:

mariadamsfoster:

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

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it means you should hate the english language

honestly though? this leaves me nonplussed

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I feel like the news is going so fast right now that almost everyone missed out on this gem of a story, so here you go

thursdayplaid:

luki-batale:

xekstrin:

seattle138:

mariopowertennis:

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@ssaturatedsunrise

“I’ve been fooled and reblogged satire uncritically before thinking it was real news, but I’ve never seen something so obviously satire in my—”

oh my god it’s real

here’s another source 

What the hell is going on in the US??,

mostly crying, some praying

i cannot believe that we have a walking onion artical as a president

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brofligate: “I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining. ”

brofligate:

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

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