Silver Tongue

May 25

pooblub:

can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone

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edgemaverick:

ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ

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A Tale From My Youth

pembrokewkorgi:

I remember when I was kid we were asked what our favorite colors were.  I said “red” and some other kid said that was a girly color, and I responded with “IT’S NOT GIRLY! IT’S THE COLOR OF BLOOD, MOTHER FUCKER!”, I was then sent to the principal’s office… was totally worth it.

maxiesatanofficial:

gudroo:

maxiesatanofficial:

“cracking open a cold one with the boys” is a good meme bc it’s very pure. no unnecessary hostility… no in your face sexuality… even when violent imagery is used it’s downplayed, arguably even subverted, as it is solely a metaphor for the time honored pursuit of getting together with the boys for some cold ones

it’s also the only good heterosexual-coded meme for similar reasons.

it doesnt have to be heterosexual-coded if the boys are all in a healthy polyamorous relationship with the cracker-opener-of-cold-ones

I like the way you think. cracking open cold ones is gay now

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inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

• a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
• fourth wall breaking
• “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
• *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
• alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  
• “fuck you” “well if you insist”
  

• person flys off screen and followed by loud crashing and breaking glass and then the character says “i’m okay” while still off screen
• person says “don’t make a mess” and leaves for a second before coming back because they forgot their keys and the place is completely trashed
• people doing amazing stunts in slow motion only to botch it up, still in slow motion, at the last moment

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sleepyflannel:

twink-phobia:

all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless

faculty: BULLYING IS BAD!! ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!! THIS IS A HATE FREE ZONE!!

me: hey this person called me a stupid dyke today

faculty: hmm that’s unfortunate. have you tried perhaps, not being gay?

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Gemstones For Banishing Someone:

tinyrosemarysparrows:

Any of them if you throw them hard enough.

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themanicpixienightmaregirl:

I know making fun of these jerks is like shooting fish in a barrel. But they keep harassing me and my friends so fuck em’. Damn normies REEEEEEEE!

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