Silver Tongue

May 25

how many houses does fre shavac ado cost?

thatadult:

bunny-nii-san:

thatadult:

typical millennial budget

- uber fares - $9,000,000 a day
- toothpaste - $75
- going out to a bar every other week - $45,000,000
- each shoe - $750,000
- breathing air in the club - $100 a breath

for a total of $75,000,000,000 a week y’all spend

maybe if y’all would save money you wouldn’t be complaining about money

where the avocado toast at?

avocado - $88,000
avocado toast - $89,000

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princessesaphi:

Drawing some dreamselfs

Also showing you the version with me disney prince suit !! (here)

robo-dorktective:

needsmorebirds:

furtherunafraidintothelight:

furtherunafraidintothelight:

Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train on top of an invisible naked default sprite and having it run real fast

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The best part of it is that it’s not actually an npc. It’s you.
Here’s what the wikia has to say about it.

OH DEAR LORD

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quarter:

in middle school they had us write emails to our future selves that would deliver on a specific date, and i got mine today. it was all pretty…2013-ish (as u can see in the screenshot), but the best and most tragic part was this

like if you cry every time

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fearofaqueerplanet:

When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it

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taxloopholes:

“I never knew telling people we’d willingly let them die for profit would make them angry” - Republican politicians

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