i think the height of western decadence is when rich airheaded kids successfuly use crowdfunding to buy a new car or go on vacation using the same crowdfunding platform that terminally ill children and homeless people use to not die
a shithead kid whos parents are car dealership owners getting $500,000 dollars in gofundme money because he sprained his ankle longboarding while an actual child with leukemia is right on the list under him
walks into the foodstamps office wearing the finest fabrics and furs “yeah i just need to save money on food so i can buy more weed”
american cryptid:
seventeen terrifying demons accosted me in my woodland shed and i kilt 'em all with my scattergun
european cryptid:
legends say a terrifying beast lives in the loch... an ancient and spiritual faerie, don't go out in the woods at night or lest ye be scurried away by the mushrooms
japanese cryptid:
one time i saw a really fat snake
