Silver Tongue

Dec 03

You own things?… How very retro of you
I’m dead

the difference between things like beanie babies and NFTs is that with beanie babies you actually own the thing. with NFTs you dont own the “art” youre buying a receipt.

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phantomtied asked:

What I find funny is not only was giratina pissed he was also petty enough to pop one of the distortion bubbles to knock dialga off while he was flying away

xxtc-96xx:

one last bitch slap, such a brother thing to do XD
“oh real mature”

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:
mrspider-deactivated20221213:
mrspider-deactivated20221213:
the female gaze being portrayed as only a good thing or only romanticized men is funny but i think we need to consider those sickly skater looking men as female gaze because everyone expects them to be packing heat despite looking like they dont even have enough blood to complete a full circulation of their cardiovascular circuit and i think that is in a similar if not the same vein as when anime characters have toothpick wastes but watermelon sized tits. consider it
this is why all those victorian men fainted when they saw an ankle
you really came here just to tell me your dick is big

thats because if anyone else stands up they’ll pass out

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callmebliss-got-swamped:

serenne-personal:
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
Dude’s out here proving how rpg inventories really are possible
Notebook, pen, knife, collapsible staff, handcuff lock pick…this dude is a rogue

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hogslop:

the-conquest-of-shred:
poochcrew:
Rottweiler with Vitiligo
Insane Clown Posse
Insane clown pupy

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annashipper:

personification-of-anxiety:
thebeanestbad:
friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:
programmerhumour:
Once upon a time…
I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are
To think that once upon a time Google’s moto was “don’t be evil”…

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bin-of-gayness:

miscreant-side-puffs:
dr-archeville:
dr-archeville:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
eyetosky:
THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION
“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”
M: “What’s your name?”
R: “Rudolph.”
M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”
R: “… Red-Nose.”
M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”
The only holiday post worth the season
me, watching rudolph and scrolling through tumblr: …
the algorithm standing behind me: send in the rudolph posts

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Dec 02

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:
GEORGE: She came on my glasses.
JERRY: On your glasses?
GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!
JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?
GEORGE: I gotta see, don’t I?
JERRY: What’s there to see? All you need is the basic gist.
GEORGE: You’re missing the point.
KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that’s the worst.
GEORGE: Thank you!!
JERRY: Kramer, you don’t even wear glasses!
KRAMER: I do for sex!

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oneheadtoanother:

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