Silver Tongue

May 23

karuuhnia:

just-shower-thoughts:
In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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livemasbrand:

kinktendo-shamecube:
papatulus:
livemasbrand:
garfieldminuseveryone
I’m gonna fucking kill you

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US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets -

dedeka98:

hyper-red:
joyeuse-noelle:
burntcopper:
There is nothing about this title I don’t like.
The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.
“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going
“vaccine-laced” wait
“M&Ms” what
“near” not ‘at’?
“endangered” what
“ferrets” what
What I really love is how the ferrets in the picture look like they’ve just read that headline and are equally bewildered.
@yourownpetard

What i love is that this is a conservatives worst nightmare.

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officialkeikoandgilly:

Standing side by side in unity. My heart and thoughts go to the victims and families. If the culprit is linked to any group, may justice be served and come down hard! And if the cad acted alone, then I forever curse him for the lives he ruined!

janothar:

overheardinwod:
space-flannel:
Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate
This…is…a decent question.
I agree. I’d much rather have wizards running around than confederates…

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mittensmcgee:

spikelookalike:
anarcho-individualist:
ilovealannah:
infinite power in this dog
Pictured: What its like being with the boys
he just wanted to look cool
he is a G O O D B O Y

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deedledanger:

the monthly request on patreon was vrisrezi!!!

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