Silver Tongue

Nov 10

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bidoof:
every time it shoots a bullet it tweets a message that says “I just shot a bullet.” on her twitter

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sugoi-mydude:
kitkatofficial:
thehersheycompany:
kitkatofficial:
thehersheycompany:
kitkatofficial:
squirt-official:
kitkatofficial:
dragonxts:
kitkatofficial:
How do you have your break?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT KIND OF MARKETING CAMPAIGN ARE YOU RUNNING
The Best one. Buy our Product.
jESU-
I’m Gonna make Her your Products name
what about Us
Well it’d be weird to say that I’m gonna make her Hershey’s
and Squirt isn’t weirder?
Okay Sure I want Samurott to Hershey’s her delicious creamy love juices all over my face
Hershey squirts
fuck dude they sure do

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smaug-official:

My man Joe don’t give a fuck

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gearholder:

chefpyro:
tag-your-oc:
Tag your oc that unironically has hair covering one eye.
You know the one.
@gearholder

Elizabeth

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loveboycott:

forestsuggestion:
give the trees names and they will protect you
(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

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thefeelofavideogame:

this applies to tumblr too

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Things That Can Still Happen

missbettykitty:

-The electoral college will majority vote for Hillary on nov 29 despite what happened last night
- Trump will lose one of his court dates and will be kicked out of Presidency
- Enough people will protest and he will be impeached
- He’ll do something dumb enough to get himself impeached
- Republicans in congress will hate him enough to not let him do anything if he stays
- He gets sniped by Window Maker the day he takes oath

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