Silver Tongue

May 21

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teamsweetflips:
“it’s no3113!
”

teamsweetflips:

it’s no3113!

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puublack:

When you come up with another epic feminist kekdown and gotta let everyone know about it

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bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

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elektronx:
“ Scope has always had those K̮ĪL̚LͨËR̲ I᷂N͘SͭT̘I̮N͚CͯT̪Ṣ ever since he was a little snoot. :3c
”

elektronx:

Scope has always had those K̮ĪL̚LͨËR̲ I᷂N͘SͭT̘I̮N͚CͯT̪Ṣ ever since he was a little snoot. :3c

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targuzzler:
“ targuzzler:
“why’s he look like he was just born
”
i honestly didnt even notice the 420 tommy wiseau coated in afterbirth has held my full attention until literally right now
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targuzzler:

targuzzler:

why’s he look like he was just born

i honestly didnt even notice the 420 tommy wiseau coated in afterbirth has held my full attention until literally right now

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