Silver Tongue

May 21

gwynndolin:

veltish:

gwynndolin:

when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day

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gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times

Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan

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coonfootproductions:
“Proper punctuation is everything, people.
”

coonfootproductions:

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

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grimelords:
“the concept of mike myers alone in his car saying ‘do I make you horny?’ in a funny voice and presumably cracking up for ten minutes after that is incredibly funny
”

grimelords:

the concept of mike myers alone in his car saying ‘do I make you horny?’ in a funny voice and presumably cracking up for ten minutes after that is incredibly funny

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littledeludeddupes:
“ littledeludeddupes:
“ his name is nart
(drawn from this painting, origin of the snart meme)
”
i just remembered this and how fucked it is i spent two days in a hyper-concentrated frenzy making this with only a mouse and im...

littledeludeddupes:

littledeludeddupes:

his name is nart

(drawn from this painting, origin of the snart meme)

i just remembered this and how fucked it is i spent two days in a hyper-concentrated frenzy making this with only a mouse and im pretty sure i was fucking possessed 

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kerictus:

*taako voice* listen,

(via bloodsbane)

verona7881:
“Awesome artwork of Samurai Jack made by Jorge R. Gutierrez!
”

verona7881:

Awesome artwork of Samurai Jack made by Jorge R. Gutierrez!

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pencil-amateur:
“man captain underpants did not fuck around
”

pencil-amateur:

man captain underpants did not fuck around 

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puublack:

puublack:

saddest-samurai:

unicornfan:

kissonwakeup:

puublack:

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

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Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

Take a nap

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