Silver Tongue

Nov 30

sabtastique:
“Finished my Art Nouveau-styled Chief Riju just in time for Calgary Expo! *passes out forever*
You can order a print here:
https://society6.com/sabtastic/prints?show=new
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sabtastique:

Finished my Art Nouveau-styled Chief Riju just in time for Calgary Expo! *passes out forever*

You can order a print here:
https://society6.com/sabtastic/prints?show=new

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scraps-is-busy:

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Decided to draw Scraps with a design for a possible winter coat. Seemed like a fun idea. Chaos in the snow, you’ll never see it coming. Might make one for Stitches too.

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dancinbutterfly:

lyanro:

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dogsuffrage:

cloudmancy:

cetitan:

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i love this shit i need more examples

op of the original tweet here there are SO many examples in the replies

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Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

They’re the Borgias and they the Borgheses and literally allowing mountains of modern visual artists(genius or otherwise) to work in their desired field for a living because they pay and they pay WELL so these amazing people don’t have to waste their time and talent in unrelated or corporate fields.

We have works we don’t even know are treasures because furries will shell out for graphic porn of themselves on the reg.

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@toc1n0 thanks im losing my goddamn mind

FURRIES👏ARE👏THE👏PATRON-GENTRY👏OF👏THE👏21st👏CENTUNRY👏

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observations from urgent care

drpathetique:

nentuaby:

bequilles:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

it me

In knees’ defense, the original plan called for four main leg joints to work together. It’s not THEIR fault the foreleg team fucked off to Hollywood to be elbows!

I can’t believe how y'all forget the true victim in this - the lower back never asked to be involved in this conflict

this is proof that humans are not the result of intelligent design

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karhs:

queen-of-crows:

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

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booklovertwilight:
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booklovertwilight:

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[video]

seasonallydefective:

grucose:

thestoryofaslut:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

wehavecomeforyourprivateschools:

graftandgrief:

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

Fuck this

This is insane.

Capitalism is so innovative /s

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the — that caps either end of it.

Dim objResult

Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

Do While True
  objResult = objShell.sendkeys(“{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}”)
  Wscript.Sleep (6000)
Loop

Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

Tumblr coding community might genuinely be the best coding community.

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neitherlightnordark:
“asutoriel:
“wizards only want one thing and its disgusting
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[I.D.: Jevil, sitting on a raised table, looks behind himself and irritably says, “QUIT PONDERING ME!!!” Seam, who is looming behind him in the dark with a golden glow...

neitherlightnordark:

asutoriel:

wizards only want one thing and its disgusting

[I.D.: Jevil, sitting on a raised table, looks behind himself and irritably says, “QUIT PONDERING ME!!!” Seam, who is looming behind him in the dark with a golden glow (and has two button eyes, a bell-rimmed wizardly hat, and a cape), responds, “Don’t be orb shaped then idiot.” End I.D.]

(via bloodsbane)

Nov 29

sailor-arashi:

puublack:

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.

All problems are nails if your hammer is big enough.

(via moonpaw)