Silver Tongue

May 20

qwertyprophecy:
“Parley Parlor
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qwertyprophecy:

Parley Parlor

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elasticitymudflap:

music stim things:

• bouncin on ur toes bc u cant dance but u Also cant Not Dance

• systematic tapping ur fingers and hands like ur really the song mixer and this is a launchpad video

• my Hands…………………. The Conductor

• i wasnt thinking the right thought at the right time when the song did the thing now i gotta start it all over

• my tongue got tired from secretly singing along Inside My Mouth

• im so full of emotions now??? just from hearing this one really good note??? my chest feels like really happy balloon now AaaaAAAAAA???

• when u got ur headphones in and it hits the Good Frequency™ and everything is just Fantastic

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kramergate:

kramergate:

if you dont have a fursona at this point youre just being unprofessional

hi guys it’s me again and I just wanna say after flipping through the notes on this here most I made, virtually no one on this web site knows what a joke is and everyone is chomping at the bit to drop edgy shit like “GUESS IM UNPROFESSIONAL FOREVER FUCK FURRIES” calm down and draw yourself as a cat Deborah

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chefpyro:

Knowledge is knowing Batman is actually Bruce Wayne. Wisdom is knowing Bruce Wayne is actually Batman.

so is wisdom the lego franchise?

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Make sure I’m able to access all my site’s users passwords.

Me: That’s not ethical, or a good idea. Also, the passwords are hashed and stored in a database somewhere, so we really can’t see them. 

Client:  I need to see how they’re using the site, so I need their passwords to login to their account to roam around in their account area.

Me: I really can’t recommend that, and their are other ways to access their use patterns without breaking their trust.

Client: Look, I’m paying you to do this. Get those passwords

classicmeevs:

did yoda have a master or did he just hop out of the bog a fully formed frog

he was taught by a 4 eyed 4 armed snake named gormo

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