Silver Tongue

May 18

tackytaako:

if you die in parlay you die in real life

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Best Spongebob episodes

thetimeisneveright:

heavenbydjsammy:

hotsenator:

• ripped pants
• when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
• krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
• plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
  
• FIRMLY GRASP IT
• i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 
• “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
• Krusty Krab training video
• The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
• WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
• Sandy hibernates
• Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 
• spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
• onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
• when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
• When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
• WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
• CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
• Spongebob B.C.
• When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
• SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
• Magic Conch Shell
• SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
• Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
• FUUUUUTUUREEEE
• talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
• the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
• Kevin and the queen jellyfish
• Fine dining and breathing
• Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

i’m sorry but where the hell is band geeks

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cuckroach:

im her

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idiopathicsmile:

murahin:

it occasionally occurs to me that pretty much all sj issues can be summed up as “don’t hurt people” with a sidenote of “you can hurt people on accident, but they’re still hurt so apologize and learn from it”

basically at the core of it, it’s similar to “if you bump into a stranger, apologize and try not to do it again”. And people not only debate it, but some go out of their way to bump into strangers and scream “Awww are you hurt?! are you crying!! did I upset you!!” as a weird hobby

also true of like 90% of what gets called “political correctness”

there is a difference between language that sugarcoats and language that is specifically designed to not hurt groups of people who are targeted all the time

knowingly using words that hurt them isn’t edgy, it’s mean 

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rise-up-prussia:

“That’s bullshit
This whole thing is bullshit
That’s a scam
Fuck the church
Here’s 95 reasons why”
Welcome to your tape, Church

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official-jeff-kaplan:

community reaction to important buffs and nerfs:

“sombra will be able to sit soon”

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