my life isn’t in a very good state right now but at least i can proudly say that i don’t ship gaming youtubers
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has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children
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the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time
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It’s 32 degrees today.
Save me, I’m melting.
that’s only 90 F
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
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Sometimes I like to imagine what kinds of weird youth subcultures existed in the Byzantine empire