how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
classic
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~NOTE EXPANSION TIME (Blueberry Juice Edition)~
It’s Violet’s turn now, and doesn’t she seem exited?
Lets start things off slowly:
1 Like = 1 Liter
1 Reblog= 1 Gallon
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We poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Jill Stein 2016 happens tomorrow
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Anonymous asked: Do KitKats get a lot of pussy?
Samurott Pussy
Have a break and fuck an entire Samurott
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Hhhhh fuck my life, millenials are turning out in low numbers for early votes. I’ve seen several of you that have already voted but please, if you haven’t then go *before* the rush next Tuesday. You will lose less sanity and be less overwhelmed, if people try to bullshit you on ID shit you have more time to get what you need, the lines aren’t so long you can’t get your vote in, it’s all-around a much better experience.
If you don’t like Hillary, hold your nose and pretend it’s Bernie. We need Bernie-level turnout here and even Bernie has said it. Vote Hillary so Bernie has a shot at enacting some serious reform in the Senate. He can do amazing things in the Senate if he’s backed by other Senators and a President that leans liberal.
*gets down on my knees and prays to any gods that can hear me*
IF YOU ARE IN LINE BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSE, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE
If anyone tells you the line is full, or that the time is up and everyone in line needs to go home, DO NOT LEAVE. Call the Election Protection Coalition at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
I mean you guys, this is not a fucking game. Take this seriously, please.
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What the actual fuck
“buy something someone else hated making”
that’s the greatest line I’ve ever read
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Don’t let anyone stop you from voting
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