I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.
DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:
N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN
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HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME?
NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS
How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself for shaming someone who gets off on shame?
HOW MUCH KINK COULD A KINKSHAME SHAME
IF A KINKSHAME COULD SHAME KINK?maybe the real kinks are the kinks we shamed along the way
Do you ever find these posts where you look at them and wonder what digital archaeologists in the year 3016 will say.
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self care is drinking two bottles of wine and trying to get an angel to Descend To Earth and choke you against the bathroom wall.
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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
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I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:N:*Opens fridge* HELVETEN:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØRENI was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened.
but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter”
I’m not sure if you know
but you just basically wrote:
“We drove out of the lubrication”
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