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happy mothers day to carrie fisher love and miss you space mom
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actually,
it’s been illegal to cook our bread here in the ‘states ever since the Big Toast Ban of 1994
i mean american bread is hella sweet and british bread has almost no flavour and the flavours of the butter is a lot different soo,,
That’s literally not true we have all kinds of bread in America and butter is butter dude.
I can taste like 500 different variables within a droplet of butter, the combinations of which multiply exponentially depending on at the very least brand, moisture in the air, temperature, my mood, the butter’s mood, the tide, and current international affairs
don’t you fucking come at me with that buttersbutterdude nonsense
why is there a NSFW warning on the article?
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dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job
dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job
not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time
dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.
FUCKING THANK YOU
Also, NOT choosing to make yourself miserable does not make you weaker than people who do - IT JUST MAKES YOU LESS MISERABLE. Took me way too long to realize that one.
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