Silver Tongue

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I’ve never read My Immortal is it worth checking out in This Modern Age Of 2016

okay im going in

does every chapter begin with ebony describing precisely what shes wearing

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I feel like the writing is getting noticeably more………………….. loose…………… the further i go

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im halfway through and the cognitive load needed to parse literally any given sentence is so intense but i need to keep going

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The signs as “My Immortal” quotes

astrologysucks:

Aries: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!“ It was………..Dumbledore!” 

Taurus: “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye bitch.” I said waving

Gemini: “Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” 

Cancer: “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.” 

Leo:  And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Virgo: In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.

Libra: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” 

Scorpio: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” 

Sagittarius: “EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!”

Capricorn: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” 

Aquarius: “Allah Kedavra!” 

Pisces: Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. 

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acoolguy:
“ suppermariobroth:
“Unlicensed Paper Mario-themed water gun.
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suppermariobroth:

Unlicensed Paper Mario-themed water gun.

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traversingtwilight asked: Continuing the discussion of monster ages: it's entirely possible that certain races of monster have variable life expectancies, like how different animals have different ones. Gerson is obviously based on a tortoise, an animal that, at the most extreme, can live to be over 250 years old, so who's to say that tortoise monsters don't have a similarly extended lifespan?

lynxgriffin:

Yeah, that’s my thoughts on it. Since he’s a tortoise monster, it’d make sense he had a super long lifespan. And the other monsters may have a variety of lifespan lengths depending on what kind of monsters they are, where and how they live, etc. 

Don’t forget I’d they don’t have kids they don’t age after a certain point

yourplayersaidwhat:

One of our players had to leave the game permanently, so our GM tried to decide the fate of their character.

GM: So Priscilla has fallen in love with one of the prostitutes in town and has elected to stay behind.

Player 1: Is it a guy or a girl?

GM: *rolls die* Guy.

Player 2: Aw man, how boring!

Entire table: *grumbles about heteronormativity*

GM: Okay you know what? Fine! *pulls out several dice*

GM: Priscilla is now dating *rolls die* 3 people. They are *rolls more dice* a cis guy, a trans guy, and a nonbinary person. *rolls more dice* Two of them are prostitutes. *rolls more dice* It’s the cis guy and the trans guy. Are you all happy now?

Entire table: Yeah that works for us. 

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Roadhog becomes renowned among furry artists as that one guy who has spent thousands of dollars commissioning pictures of his fursona

He doesn’t do online payments, just sends parcels of cash and sometimes stolen jewellery

He tips /really/ well

The whole furry community knew when he got a bf because he started commissioning pictures of his fursona with some kind of rat/possum/fox hybrid

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