happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you
For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.
And you find fault with us?
A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…
That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.
you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet
Pirate funfact: y’know those big belts pirates and old-school sailors are often depicted with? There’s a reason for them! They’re the equivalent of hernia belts, to prevent you from, well, getting a hernia from heavy pulling and exertion, a very real danger for sailors of the day.
