Silver Tongue

Jul 02

thisgayneedscoffee:
dysphoric-spidey:
oh my god this is gold
mY nAmE iS nOrMa
I couldn’t really read this easily so I’m typing it out so y’all don’t have to strain as hard as I did
“Norma [redacted] has been waiting for follow up for about 3 hours.”
“Visited [store name]. I asked for a deal that I had a coupon for. The rude little girl told me she would not honor my coupon. I spend a lot of money at Chuck E. Cheese’s and a guest should never be told no. I asked to speak to the manager immediately. A disheveled blond man with a coffee mug came up to me and asked what the problem was. I had assumed he knew his role well enough to honor the coupon as any manager should. I told him and said ‘I know you will honor this.’ He said ‘No, I don’t think I will.’ When I told him I spend a lot of money here and it was my kids birthday he said ‘Listen Karen this is a Chuck E Cheese I can’t throw a rock without hitting 3 people whose birthday it is.’ This disgusted me. My name is Norma. He was totally ignorant, rude, and condescending. I demanded to speak to the highest management staff member of this store. He had the nerve to spin in a circle and ask me ‘How can I help you?’ I demanded the corporate phone number. He was obviously trying to entertain the young girl cashier who was giggling the entire time. Completely unprofessional and rude. Worst customer service I have ever seen in a restaurant in my entire life. He gave me a card with the district corporate number on it and I told him I would not be returning to this store and I would tell my friends to not come here either. He told me to have ‘a Chuck E Day’ which was very obviously spiteful. I was furious and appalled. He is a smug jerk. After, I went to my car to cool off and called the number on the card. The corporate employee answered and said ‘Hello again Karen how have you been?’ IT WAS THE SAME JACK*** INSIDE THE STORE. MY NAME IS NORMA.
This man needs to be fire. I am writing a letter to corporate. I will never set foot in another Chuck E Cheese again for the rest of my life and I will be telling my friends and family to do the same”

(Source: catchymemes, via newbarrk)

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icaveinn:

caffeinated-dissociative:
mikkeneko:
blessedimagesblog:
Eye for an eye
Are we ignoring someone doing free cybernetic implants for people partially blinded by the ultra racist capitalist government?
Cyberpunk 2020 is real y’all

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scolipede:

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

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worddevourer:

I guess that’s one that only makes sense when you look back on it. Oh well, you know how hindsight is.

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duelbot-deactivated20200916:

they closed tumblr university

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Jul 01

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ivan-fyodorovich:

dykey-femme:
thothoward:
don’t choke on the boot !
due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore
“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.
Passion is Latin for suffering and with that meaning this headline makes perfect sense

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