Silver Tongue

Nov 05

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i arrive at the function

psiduk:

psiduk:

salmon: smoked

magic deck: shuffled

dick: out

i am forcibly escorted out of the function

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sourcefieldmix:

superior american marketing: it’s called gogurt because it’s yogurt on the go

horrible english marketing: we called them frubes because…tube of..frube

(via dan-mcneely)

lionkin:

you ever bite into something thats supposed to be 100% soft and feel something crunch and then u go through the 5 stages of grief in the span of like ten seconds

This happened once when my filling came out while eating pizza

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readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

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