Ain’t no party like an IPRE party because an IPRE party don’t stop until a hundred years have passed, dozens of worlds have died despite your best efforts, you’ve thrown an entire continent into chaos, civil war has divided your team, and everyone is either mindwiped, dead, stuck in an umbrella, or desperately trying to save everyone they love in a world where no one remembers the force of evil coming to consume all of reality.
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
